Director of Deceptive Government Efficiency Rout
The director of D. O. G. E. saves America by installing the guardrail warning protection system! Let's just call him THE DODGER!
GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY! Oxymoron ... Or just perhaps A Proxy-Moron!
So a month or two ago I had this idea about how to fix the maintenance damage issues on these guardrails that are always being damaged and costing the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars per year. Maybe millions!!! Nearly a thousand Americans die each year because of guardrail accidents.
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So I'm driving happily along and see TxDot fixed this beautiful guardrail on Interstate 10 West, near Welfare, Texas. It lasted maybe 2 weeks at the max. Then it got smashed again. It got smashed to smithereens. So, I'm thinking, "Okay...if we can have Tesla self-driving cars why in the hell can't we put a sensor on every car that's manufactured and do an add-on for older cars.
Then we put a sensor on that black and yellow stripe that's on the guardrail and that sensor on the guard rail will redirect the vehicle back into the correct traffic lane. So people don't keep killing themselves on guardrails while talking, texting, smoking, drinking coffee, flossing, putting on makeup, changing the radio, and snoozing a bit cuz they were up till 3:00 a.m.! Speed kills! All too often, people drive 10 or 15 miles per hour over the speed limit. AND YES - Jack Frost is guilty on occasion!
I recently saw Elon Musk is now going to be the director of DOGE- Director Of Government Efficiency under the Trump administration. What a misnomer for that department! Having been a federal employee for about 16 years including 3 years in the army, I realize what a big, big oxymoron - government efficiency is!
Hell, why can't we just get Elon to put those sensors on all these cars and make another $5 billion dollars doing it. and then put the sensors on the guard rails! He's a Director of Dodge, so why don't we get him to set up a Dodge Program and it will save millions of taxpayer dollars in the next 10 years nationwide.
Thank you Donald for electing Elon Musk who is probably right now the Thomas Edison, Sam Walton and Albert Einstein of our generation. But Elon please, please get that body mass index, BMI, lower than 37!
AND Jack you are AN amazingly smart character!!! Why in the flock of seagulls aren't you rich! WELL, I'd rather be happy than rich! :-)
Radar Love by Golden Earring
(Full Lyrics posted below)
Full Lyrics:
"Radar Love"
The radio's playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's "Coming On Strong"
The road has got me hypnotized
And I'm speeding into a new sunrise
When I get lonely
And I'm sure I've had enough
She sends her comfort
Comin' in from above
Don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a line in the sky
Radar Love
No more speed, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last car to pass, here I go
And the line of cars drove down real slow
And the radio played that forgotten song
Brenda Lee's "Coming On Strong"
And the newsman sang his same song
One more radar love is gone
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sends her comfort, coming in from above
We don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a line in the sky
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a thing that's called
Radar Love
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